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What Men Know About Women. Others have only a grain of truth, whilst the remainder are just tall stories. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants' His final announcement was: 'Thank you for flying Stingem Airlines. A: The month of March! Tessa fights hard to keep her cool and asks Marlon why he hadn't told her before. He was looking for a tight seal! They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass.

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She carried her little joke books around and loved to make people laugh. One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Three feet of my cock up your ass. Make me one with everything. Bartender says, what the hell is that? A: A private tutor 160. A: Because their plugged into a genius! Q: Which month do soldiers hate most? How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: It was too tight.

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Jokes have been for long one of the common way to add smiles and laughs to our normal life. If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Q: What do you call a guy who never farts in public? Drool… I can please only one person per day. News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message God made man and then rested. The woman decided she would cook a big dinner for her husband. Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer. Because he found his honey.

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? Who Enjoys Sex More A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. We absolutely love all of the submitted stories! Watson go on a camping trip. A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. So, I asked you all on my Facebook page for your Best.

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This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Dirty, clean and short jokes that will crack you up. Make me one with everything. Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? They work best when open. After 25 miles the Irish man decides he can't finish the race, so he turns around and swims back to the start. Why did the stop light turn red??? Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. What would be better than finishing a busy day with a couple short fun jokes here and there? Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing. There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full. Trying to calm him, Chris palmed a 5p coin that he happened to have in his pocket and pretended to remove it from Tommy's ear. Q: What do you call a school bus full of white people? Our library is updated frequently by users, so return often and enjoy your time with us. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who thought he discovered that he had a twin brother? Neither believe that silence is golden.


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Do you think we should hide Grandpa? However,the father squeezed it to death. A: They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns 98. It carries its whole house on its back. Pearce writes mostly humorous and introspective works, as well as his musings which span from fatherhood, to dating, to life, to the people and dynamics of society. Q: What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

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A: I cry when I cut up onions. Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Brenda demanded to know, 'Why is it you limit your employees to married men? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can. He was looking for Pooh! Because there are blonde men too! Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? Now, Rosie lives near a railway line and as the train passes by the cupboard collapses. A: She gets the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? You always spill it when you change gears… There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. . A: The grass tickles their balls! They think their getting their picture taken.


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A: Two: one to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass him the blow dryer! Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. All your favorite funny jokes are still here, and so are all your ratings and more, we've just got to get them displaying again. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. A: Because it was framed! Q: What do you call a fat psychic? That means i talk down to people. When the bus company discovered his antics, his supervisor dismissed him on the spot. In the hope of inspiration, he took the sheaf of photographs home and spread them on the dining room table.

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