Short pun jokes. Wordplay Jokes 2019-01-13

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Funny Puns

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Travelers would sometimes end up in Canada or Mexico. I'm beginning to believe it. What kind of tree do fingers grow on? Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? My Grandma Ann always has a joke up her sleeve. Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: She'll work for pi. I went in to a pet shop.

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Examples of Puns

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A: Because he wanted to see time fly! Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? You may also enjoy some or this huge collection of. A: A heavy discussion 142. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Q: What do you call an all-blonde skydiving team? Your debt will stay with you if you can't budge it. Although some casualties occurred among the crew, the pirates were repelled. But everything changes when it comes to Asians guys, especially children. When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? Why dont blind people skydive? What do you call a woman on the arm of a banjo player? A mushroom walks into a bar.

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The Dumbest, Cleverest, Funniest Math Jokes & Puns

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Why did the mathematician work from home? When a clock is still hungry, it goes back four seconds. How do we know good jokes? I started a company selling land mines disguised as prayer mats. Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? You feel very sleepy now. A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy. A: Give him a yo-yo.

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50 Quick Funny Puns That Will Crack You Up In Five Seconds Flat

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A man laughing his head off. A pessimist's blood type is always B-. That means that we have one-liners, two-liners and even a few three-liners. I will now be a funny old man someday. Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail she was hammering? A: When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 80.

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Pun Jokes

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Reading while sunbathing makes you well, red. Q: Which month do soldiers hate most? I went to see the Liberty Bell the other day. Q: Why are gay midgets so appealing? It seems that obvious dumbness of these top primitive puns is the spice which makes them so hilarious. A: He got tired 92. That to me is a good day of blogging. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Q: Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? How do you define a will? A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

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35 Genuinely Funny Jokes which will actually make you laugh!

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The men became silent and looked to their Captain for his usual command. A: A watch dog 143. I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist. Leave your work and studies aside for a few minutes, and enjoy a short break to brighten your day. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

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Best short gin jokes, puns and quotes

short pun jokes

How do you catch a tame rabbit? How do turtles communicate with each other? Q: Why did the picture go to jail? Why can't you play cards on a small boat? I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up. The men sat in silence marveling at the courage of such a man. He was a hunk of a man wearing a sleeveless undershirt, with vicious looking tattoos on each arm. Q: Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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Short Jokes

short pun jokes

How did Captain Hook died? Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? He was given two consecutive sentences. What must you know to be an auctioneer? What do you get from pampered cows? The puns we collected are racist but also hilarious. Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed? I intend to live forever. You put a little boogie into it. To reach the second hand shop. Nothing, it just let out a little whine. A: A middle school math problem! She carried her little joke books around and loved to make people laugh.

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