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Wanna search me for buried treasure? Would you ever consider using these? My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I'll let you under my sheets. Is your dad a terrorist? So do ya wanna see something really swell? How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security. I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened. Is your intuition sometimes off kilter? I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours? How about my foot long? Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper. Hi, I'm new in town.
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Is that a keg in your pants? A pick up line lets a girl know the guy she's talking to wasn't just interested, he thought enough of her to get creative. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button. Heard any other so-bad-it's-good lines? Humerus Jokes See What We Did There? Wanna search me for buried treasure? I've got a rubber mask and you've got the candy- let's go trick or treating. . Dating is a very tricky business. Or could it work for you to play the nerd card? Can I have directions to your house? Their lack of and knowledge on how to flirt makes you wonder if they're even human.
How'd you like to be in my will? Hey that dress looks nice. What time do they open? I hate to interrupt, but you've captured my eye. You don't need to change to dress up as an angel. Follow up the corny introduction with some amazing conversation and chemistry, fireworks! Are those pants from outer space? Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
How to Deliver Medical One-Liners Nobody wants to be the person who bombs at one liner jokes. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves. It's no wonder a guy will use a pick up line on a girl he's never met before but wants to get to know better. For tonight, forever, for however long it lasts…you need to know the best medical pick-up lines. No me neither but enough to break the ice. Wanna search me for buried treasure? Call me a pirate and give me that booty Hey, my parents are out of town. Cause I'd just love to tap that ass! I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
Because you have a-cute phase. Your company is so delightful, I'm contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid. Cause that ass is out of this world. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside? Well I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs. I think you know him. Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out? Which one do you think is the worst? Because you're the only ten I see! I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!. Of course, there are those that remind you that you're not the first person he's tried to date. Corinne loves the beach, all things chocolate, and is unashamed of her love for Young Adult Fiction. How would you like to help me feel like a kid again. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. On campus, she cheers at football and basketball games as part of the Boston College Pom Squad and performs as a member of the Dance Organization of Boston College.